I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Literally I would read thousands of words of this.
Goku And Chichi by ~WootI-EAT-BABIES (The original piece is animated!)
when it blows, there is only wind;
when it rains, there is only rain;
when the clouds pass, the sun shines through
people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"