you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
I don’t understand ex boyfriends. Am I supposed to act like I care that you “discovered what’s important” in life? It’s not my fault you’re a moron that had to fail out and lose everyone close to you before you noticed life sucked. And way to be cryptic - the hell is important to you? Deep fried candy bars? Sleeping in? Whole grain pasta? It’s like he’s forgotten he cheated on me after 5 years and thinks we’re besties. Bitch there’s a reason I read you the riot act in December if you ever thought about calling me again.
being 20+ on tumblr
This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.
“Unison” Porter Robinson
I just really love this song, it’s part of my adventuring soundtrack